Every day with toddlers is new and exciting. Now the little ones talking, the conversations are endless.

From this week alone, here are ten things I never thought I would say.

1. No, milk does not come from a stormtrooper.

2. Stop throwing bread at your sister. She’s not a duck.

3. No, it’s not morning time. You literally just got into bed.

4. Please take your pants off your head.

5. ‘Go the f*ck to sleep’ is not a bedtime story.

6. Cakes do not go in your ear

7. Dont’t put your bum in your sister face

8. Harris, teacakes are for eating. You don’t smear them across the tv screen

9. DONT TRY AND LICK THE BIRDPOO OFF THE CAR DOOR!!

10. Poo goes in the toilet. Not in your hand!

 

 

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